Dreamy, right? (Picture: Kubie Gold Associates)

In the market for a flat? Well, have we got the property opportunity for you.

The eight-square-metre ‘open plan’ room opposite Harrods is available for the exceptionally reasonable price of £1,278 a month.

For anyone who’s never measured a parking space before, they usually measure in at 11.5 square metres, so they’ve got this flat beat.

The Kensington flat consists of a sleeping area, a sink, a small hob and a microwave tucked in one corner.

By the looks of the ad, you’ll get a mirror and a filthy mattress too – get in.

Estate agents Kubie Gold Associates described the space as an ‘ideal pied de terre’, aka a living area not used as a main residence.

Don’t all put your names forward at once (Picture: Kubie Gold Associates)

‘Newly redecorated’ (Picture: Kubie Gold Associates)

There also appears to be built-in storage above the sink and bed, as well as a wardrobe by the door with a small TV screen fixed to it.

There’s a shower somewhere within those eight square metres, behind what appears to be cupboard doors by the ‘kitchen area’.

Apparently, it’s available immediately (Picture: Kubie Gold Associates)

Fancy it? (Picture: Kubie Gold Associates)

Kubie Gold’s listing reads: ‘Newly decorated eight square metre studio apartment in private portered block, small open plan kitchenette, bathroom with step in shower cubicle.

‘Set on the 4th floor with a lift, the property benefits from a 24-hour concierge, includes hot water situated opposite famous Harrods shopping emporium, close to Knightsbridge Tube Station.

‘The apartment would make an ideal pied de terre in a very central location, available immediately.’ [sic]

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